Friday, December 3, 2010

OMG I am the worst blogger ever.

It is official. Since my last post I have not blogged since 2 winters ago! WTF. I almost forgot I HAD a blog until I started reading this awesome blog Hyperbole in a Half. I posted a comment on her page and it popped up with my blog....maybe I should start *trying* to write again? Then again, maybe not. My career and political ambitions have made me fearful of having anything in writing. You never know when this will come back and bite you in the arse. My new rules for life in Bend are as follows:

a. don't make enemies with anyone. Only hate people behind closed doors
b. never get emotional in public
c. just keep smiling

I am going to be the best local politician ever. Please note my snarky tone.